Well, I am just your average teenage boy! I like girls and I like living! I also like how technology has changed the world. I currently work for a marketing research company.

Web Design
Computer Repair
Investigating
Marketing Research
Making sarcastic jokes
Cheering people up

The Wit and Wisdom of Joshua:

"Live life to the fullest, after all you only have one!”

“What's done is done, so act wisely!"

“Everything happens for a reason whether it be good or bad.”

“The one thing I cannot stand is stupidity, after all stupid is as stupid does.”

“Friendships that do not have a lot in common won't last long.”

“Trust no one but the ones you love. Whether it be a best friend or a spouse, you know that you can always rely on them in good times or bad.”

“Always do what you feel is right as you may regret your action later on.”

“Cherish all of your friendships like you do your life.”

“Every mile is indeed a memory!”

“It takes a smart ass to say dumb things, but it takes a smart person to correct them.”

“Some people think space is great, I do. Only the space between me and The Space Museum.”

“If magic is real, how come the carpet ride isn’t better?”

“If we got paid for every time we used a , we would be rich!”

“A penny saved is indeed a penny earned, however one hundred pennies is better then one!”

“Bad mouthing a cop equals a ticket, while being my friend is priceless.”

“Why do people always say stop acting like animals, when we are animals?”

“Of course I’m always eating bagels, I’m Jewish!”

“A great friend equals a great listener.”

“Astrology is so true as it is almost always dead on.”

“The only STD I have is night vision from Paris Hilton.”